An Icy Treat

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I was sitting at the bar one Saturday evening drinking my beer and hoping to get lucky. Even though my looks are said to be pleasing to the eye, finding an interesting fuck can sometimes be tedious. At around eleven p.m. as I was getting a sinking feeling, a lanky guy sat on the bar stool next to me. He wasn’t drop-dead gorgeous, but not too bad. He was one of those, ‘one a.m.’ people.Confused? Okay…let me explain: A friend and I had code for club or bar pick ups. If you went home with someone at ten p.m., they were generally fucking hot. At eleven p.m., they were simply hot. At twelve a.m., not too bad. At one a.m. they were so-so. At two a.m., under par… and so on, I’m sure you get the picture. In case you’re thinking that I’m totally superficial let I say in mitigation, as we all know looks and sexual prowess don’t always go together. After ordering a drink the guy introduced himself. “Hi, I’m, DF,” he said.“Hi, names, Tully,” I answered.“Nice to meet you,” he countered.“Likewise,” I replied, before asking, “Is DF a hyphenated name?”“No, is just a nickname I got at school,” isvecbahis he responded.“So what does it stand for?” I asked.“Well, I will give you a clue, and then you can guess,” he replied. After extending his left leg, I looked down at the largest boot I had ever seen on a man’s foot. “This represents the second letter of my nickname.”“Foot…?” I inquired bewildered.“Ten out of ten,” he replied smiling.“And the ‘D’,” I queried with raised eyebrows.He pointed his finger to his zipper saying, “What’s another word for cock that starts with ‘D?’”“Dick,” I responded, laughing. “Are you serious…? DF stands for, Dick-Foot?”“Sure, I have large feet and a huge cock. The guys at school couldn’t very well call me Dick-Foot, so that’s how ‘DF’ originated. Of course, I don’t generally tell people what DF really stands for. In polite company I say it means ‘Dumb-Freak,’ and in slightly less refined company, ‘Dumb-Fuck.’”Almost convulsing, I did my best to respond. “Please forgive me… I’m really sorry… mmm, well… now I’ve heard it all.” Finally restraining myself, I asked, “Is there anything isveçbahis giriş more I should know about you?”“Yeah, I also have the biggest balls you have ever seen and a total cum fetish,” he replied matter-of-factly.“Huh,” was all I could manage, totally gobsmacked.“Of course, if you want to see it all you’ll have to come home with me,” he concluded, with feigned solemnity.“Does this pick-up routine of yours ever work?” I retorted, still sniggering.“Sometimes,” DF replied, before challenging me, “Let’s have another drink or two, and then you can see for yourself. I live just around the corner.”I did not commit either way initially, and two drinks later I was amazed to find that DF had upgraded from a one a.m. to an eleven p.m. person. As we finished drinking our second beer he asked, “So, do we have a deal?”“Sure, why the hell not,” I answered.DF owned an incredible apartment very close to the bar. It wasn’t very impressive from the outside; having formerly been a small warehouse building that he had converted into a dwelling. Inside, however, it was magnificent. DF was isveçbahis yeni giriş clearly into Japanese décor and the entire apartment was open-plan. The place was modern, chic, and minimalist. All the large art works were monochromatic and extremely stylish.After grabbing a beer I was given the grand tour. I won’t bore you with all the details but just mention two aspects of the place that blew me away. DF’s huge bed was on a raised platform and when needed, could be surrounded by beautiful fold-out screens. The bathroom, essentially a wet room, was encased by frosted glass. The bathroom floor was covered in a rubberised material and in the centre of the room, there was a built in ottoman seat, two-foot high and four by three feet in length and breadth, also covered in the similar, but thinner material as the floor.Having finished our drinks we finally moved towards the bed. DF immediately began stripping and I followed suit. Once naked, I clearly saw that he had not been joking. He stood before me with a shit-faced grin as if declaring, ‘I told you so.’ His tackle was extremely impressive!After getting on the bed we lay side by side before he began kissing me. It was gentle at first but soon began escalating in intensity.“I hope you are versatile?” he inquired after a while.“Totally,” I replied.

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